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UGH DIRTY FLATTERER it wasn’t that good adfghjk:jl
Obviously, you don’t know how amazing it was. Time to think of a proper response to something so pretty. >.<
BUT OH GOD HOW DO I RESPOND TO SUCH A BEAUTIFUL RESPONSE, JIM?! HFIVOKDVMNJRIEFCDI

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Goodnight.
letribble asked: *fluffles* Well it can't be that difficult to understand him. Perhaps you should try rubbing his belly. That always gains my acknowledgement ~ *purrs deeply*
/contemplates the notion before shaking his head, petting the soft underside of the fuzzy creature/ I am sure that something as simple as a stomach rub would work on you, but a human captain might be a different story, Nikolai.
letribble asked: Hm. *burrows against him and snuggles* I suppose he does not need to steal you. You're his friend and friends don't need to steal friends~ *purrs* But I shall never share with anyone else. The doctor is grumpy all the time and grumpy people can not take you from me~
The doctor is not very fond of me so there will be no competition from him. /snuggles Nikolai in a very vulcan manner/ I only strive to gain the acknowledgement of one person and he is a mystery to me. You have no reason to worry, friend.
letribble asked: *giggles* I must fight for my Spock! But I suppose I can not fight the captain if he chooses to steal you from me. I am loyal to both of you~ *purrs*
/blushes slightly/ I do not think it would be stealing, but I can see that you are passionate. However, I am sure the captain has better things to do than ‘steal’ me away from you, Nikolai.
letribble asked: *barks defensively at nothing as he snuggles closer* I shall locate a tribble sized sword and fend off any thieves! My Spock!
/smiles wider, controlling himself from laughing/ Such a bold act. You are a very brave little tribble. Surprising, too.
letribble asked: *snuggles closer* Ok Spock. If you insist I shall call you Spock! And you shall be my Spock~ *purrs*
Your Spock? Am I property now? How will you fend off others looking to claim me as their own? /smirks slightly, pulling Nikolai to his chest/
letribble asked: *shuffles awkwardly* I have only had two litters while on the ship but that was months ago and they went to good homes~ *chirps* I have not indulged myself since~ *purrs deeply* I am quite fond of you, Mr. Spock!
Good. As I said, you are responsible and I can tell. /smiles gently, cupping the ball of fur in his hands/ There is no need for such formalities, please, call me Spock.
letribble asked: Well, I like to think it's a bit of work~ The crewmen are so attached to me and I try my best to be around when someone is feeling sad or angry so I can soothe them with my purrs while they talk about their problems~ Is not always simple as a tribble. Especially for the tribbles who have many chilluns~
Well I hope that you don’t try to get into the mess hall and over-run the crew. I also hope that you are a responsible tribble but I feel as if I already know the answer. /continues petting you gently/ I do admit, I am growing quite fond of your company, Nikolai.
letribble asked: *settles on his lap and purrs at the warmth* I have been lazying about the ship as usual~ Napping on McCoy's desk or investigating a spot on the floor of the Captain's quarters~ The usual I suppose.
It must be quite a relaxing life, living as a tribble. Getting to be pet by all, making friends with everyone. /scratches gently, smiling at the small creature/ If only everything could be so simple.
letribble asked: *nuzzles his hand* Hello Mr. Spock~ Having a good day?
My day has been adequate. I have completed some much needed experiments in the labs and have had time to meditate. /smiles gently, bringing the small ball of fur into his lap/ What have you been doing?